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deathtosquishies:

kayteekelleee:

thefrogman:

this is 911 state your emergency












YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.



YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING


911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy



omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even

glorious beings on this website
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friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death


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lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched
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chaos7:

panhikattack:

chaos7:

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

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I don’t understand this aesthetic.

neither do the police


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bitches40ozblunts:

She butta pop offffff
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stunningpicture:

Look at the amazing stonework on this fireplace.
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